laurenashleybishop:

i don’t want any credit for making this dog famous. i just want to meet the dog. maybe hold it a little. i think we would cuddle great. 

thefluffingtonpost:

REPORT: Dog Unfazed by Delicious Food on Her Head

News agency Food on My Dog is reporting that Tiger, a stoic terrier/bulldog mix, remains undisturbed by the mouth-watering meals placed on her head.

Experts from around the world have marveled at the decades of intense training it must have taken for a dog to not eat a taco off her own snout.

Via Lauren Ashley Bishop.

Source: thefluffingtonpost

thejoebiz: One of my Facebook friends posted this today. I don’t know about you guys, but this kind of shit makes me feel pretty cool about being part of this weird internet community. If you don’t recognize this line, this should help. Somebody I’m friends with on the Internet wrote this. People I’m friends with on the Internet write this kind of stuff all the time that gets seen by a lot of people. I think that’s pretty damn cool.  Now if only all this coolness would have earned me a date to the prom. :(
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thejoebiz:

One of my Facebook friends posted this today. I don’t know about you guys, but this kind of shit makes me feel pretty cool about being part of this weird internet community.

If you don’t recognize this line, this should help. Somebody I’m friends with on the Internet wrote this. People I’m friends with on the Internet write this kind of stuff all the time that gets seen by a lot of people. I think that’s pretty damn cool.  Now if only all this coolness would have earned me a date to the prom. :(

Dress pants seem to be specially designed for people who don’t get boners at work.

(via seanblazed-deactivated20120510)

I think he’s right. (Taken with instagram)
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I think he’s right. (Taken with instagram)

Lacing up my drinkin’ shoes (Taken with instagram)
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Lacing up my drinkin’ shoes (Taken with instagram)

This was a Christmas gift from my family. It’s like, they’re trying to hint at something…
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This was a Christmas gift from my family. It’s like, they’re trying to hint at something…

It’s like I’m seeing my future (Taken with instagram)
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It’s like I’m seeing my future (Taken with instagram)

And a round thing in your face… (Taken with instagram)
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And a round thing in your face… (Taken with instagram)

“I’m working on a Saturday?!” (Taken with instagram)
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“I’m working on a Saturday?!” (Taken with instagram)

Found this in my fridge. Am I gonna die?
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Found this in my fridge. Am I gonna die?

Jonas Polsky: Comedy Color-Blindness

jonaspolsky:

by Jonas Polsky

I’ve often been told that I’m a “comedy snob” or my writing is “too smart” to be popular, and recently I think I stumbled upon a realization.

I suffer from comedy color-blindness.

I respond to a very narrow portion of humor at each end of the comedy spectrum. I laugh at the…

It’s true.

Someone sent this to me on Twitter a while back and I still think it’s pretty badass. Maybe because I don’t know how to PhotoShop stuff like this but more likely because it sent my ego though the roof for about 5 minutes.
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Someone sent this to me on Twitter a while back and I still think it’s pretty badass. Maybe because I don’t know how to PhotoShop stuff like this but more likely because it sent my ego though the roof for about 5 minutes.

Sorry I haven’t posted much lately, been at a BBQ.
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Sorry I haven’t posted much lately, been at a BBQ.

The Girl with the Dragon Tatoo
I recommend this movie to human beings that enjoy brilliant movies and/or Macbook Pro commercials (it’s the best one I’ve ever seen). Seriously, watch it. No, seriously, there’s tits—pierced-nippled tits!